老高（山东话）:"我很痛心啊...""很准确啊"...尤其是"很"巨搞笑....
“我很苦恼啊”“作为副班长，我也有一定责任”
我黑郁闷啊~~~
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“哎呀，我的那个娘啊，我咋那么命苦呢”
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“做为副班长，我没有替班长把好关啊．”
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每人轮流当一天班长，老高解决了饭菜花样品种少的问题，自称他的创意是“我连特色的自助餐初级阶段”
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老高说:"那我就是自由人阿,位置相当于李铁"啊,我很荣幸阿."
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老高:我地娘啊，怎么一到我就不让说了呢？
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老高:活该我二瘸子姥姥不疼舅舅不爱啊......(瘸腿出去)
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老高:“你的表现很让我失望啊。”
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第一部最后一集，老高他们练朗诵，小毛在后面瞪着老高，最后老高被蹬毛了，回头可怜巴巴地看着小毛说：“毛啊，你是不是得甲亢了～”
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小周：“我爸是山东人，我妈是山西人，我生在四川，长在河南．你说我是哪里人？”
老高：“…你是中国人．”
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猪死之谜，老高：“根据现场分析，是嘟嘟踩住了蛇，蛇再回头一口，嘟嘟与蛇同归于尽呀！”
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领导视察，老高去别的连看腌咸菜，回来哑着嗓子说：“班长，给我喝口水。”
洪班长：“哎呀，怎么这样啦？”
老高：“我去了六个连队参观学习，主要看他们怎么腌咸菜，六个连队啊……
他们倒很客气，一点也不保守，让我品尝了各种咸菜，六个连队啊……
我今天光尝就有几十种，有二斤半啊……”
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献血光荣那集，帅胡为班长和小姜熬鸡汤，老高尝味道，说：“这个蒸馒头的就是蒸馒头的，味儿不对呀……”
帅胡：“怎么不对了？” 老高：“这个鸡汤怎么一股子鸡汤味儿啊？？？”
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胖洪：“我们今天就以茶代酒。”
小毛：“来，让我们为了预祝班长减肥成功，干一杯！！”
众人：“干！！！（举杯，喝水）”
胖洪：“怎么这么烫啊！”
老高：“刚烧开的，茶水。”
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老高（上去跟胖洪站一起）：这是我们大厨的境界啊。
班长：你不是大厨，二厨，二厨！
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老高:"我姓高,我家亲戚高玉宝,每天鸡叫要起早.铛哩个铛,铛哩个铛,铛哩个铛哩个铛哩个铛!"
大周:"老高,穿高跟鞋!"
老高:"讨厌!"
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众人接小吴老师手机那集
高:"喂,你好.我是小吴的老乡老高啊.
你一定认识我呀...
噢,你不知道啊.不知道没关系呀.
我正要找你呢,想跟你认识一下...
噢,你不想见我.不想见我没事儿啊.
我正要跟你谈谈呐...对,对...我算老几?
班长,我算老几?(洪:"副班长.")我是老二..."
洪:"这么笨,什么老二!喂,你好.我是老大..."...
周接过手机:"喂.别问我是谁,请与我面对.我是老三.哥们儿,三哥是过来人,几句经验之谈仅供参考.
干农活呢你得用手扶拖拉机;走沙漠呢,你得牵骆驼;你想开奔驰宝马,你得担得起惊受得起怕.
你老这么不放心,老这么看着她,你还开啥车呀?你不成看车的了嘛!"
胡:"来,四哥跟他说句话...挂了."
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